Sunday, April 09, 2006


hello loves! or no. i'm supposed to be an ah lian so it'll be HIIE! KAWAII NEH! i don't even know why i put that kawaii thing there. anyway, i have been a very bad mother, neglecting my baby, called mr blog hahahaha. you think what?

so thou is here today to post because thou feels like it and thou shal do whatever thou wants because thou is thou! oh yes! melissa and I, we're doing "kou tou bao gao" tomorrow and its on a VERY SUPER UBER exciting topic: whether schooling teens should date. and you know why its exciting? because i wrote it dammit! or actually melissa did and i just koked everything up. but its going to be exciting!

i was damn malu-ated on friday ah can. bloody H2O. I'll never play you again until I DIE! i lost with some senior and we had to act out a bloody scene from titanic whereby the senior doesn't need to do anything except hold my hands and i have to do all the work and get all emotional and choke up " Jack! I'm flying!" except i didn't say it emotionally, i sounded more like i was constipated.

and i conquer that Rose is stupid. why did she say she was flying. technically, she isn't because she is just standing on a bloody boat and wind is blowing in her face. so therefore, she hasn't been on an airplane before because she obviously doesn't know the definite meaning of flying. that line was damn corney. rose is corney. everything about titanic is dumb. and jack need not have died if rose wasn't so fat.

i'm not defaming the show. i'm just stating facts. titanic was so 1997. gawd. i wasn't even in primary school can. that is how old and behind the show is.

fullstop end of story. actually im just cranky because its 8.45 and i haven't had dinner cause my mother and sister don't know die until where


8:45 PM